A failed attempt

Finally, the pandora's box has opened.yea, my xamz hav begun.i gave my frst xam nd there is nothin gud to write abt it..my xam of Linear algebra nd calculus was horrible.it was my improvmnt papr. my attempt ( a second one) to make up for the blunders i did in my second yr xamz nd it was a disaster ( as i had xpcted it to be). bt i had thought tat this time i wl b abl to do atleast sumthin in this paper bt i was hoping against the hope.
other ppl in my class were frantically writin their xam nd there i was, sittin idle, didnt knw wat to write nd the time limit of 2 hrs seemed ages to me...it was such a wierd papr nd m glad, its over nw.i dont hav nyhtin to regret abt coz i gave this papr with the last min prep.Strted stdyin 4 it jst one day bfore.so obviously i was nt hopn for ny miracle 2 happn.was doubly sure tat i wll mess up dis xam..nd yipee, i succeeded in my mission.hav screwed it up completely nd m nt feelin bad abt it at all coz all my frnds r with me to gve me company.All of us messed up our xam nd hey, v even celebrated our failure ( second one, i shuld say) by treatin ourslves to traffic jam ( nw wats tat ? ...well..its a kind of an icecream sundae which is vry famous in my campus..).it was a time to rejoice coz finally, v r done with one of the most borin papr which had tormnted us 4 2 yrs.so gudbyee linear algbrra..
Bt nw is the turn of my systems papr..the xam tat i dread the most nd hate the most.i hate stydin Karl marx nd schumpeter.bt this time, i m seriously hopin tat sme miracle occurs coz i dont want to mess up this papr this tym. i hold a record in screwin up the sys xam bt this time, i want sme chnge.So plz God, help this lil. mean creature this time nd i wll make sure this mean grl is grateful to u..